This is to announce that the nominations for LitterBug Awards in various categories are now open. Please send in your nominations in following categories. The nominees must send in the pictures or videos of litter spread via them as the proof. The proofs sent must also provide evidence that the litter was spread by nominated litterbug only. More the litter spread, more the chances of winning.
1. Best Spitting Litterbug
This award would go to the bug that spreads the mighty dirt at every possible place - That beautiful wall, footpath, from car window (best of it falls over something else) and so on.
2. Best Garbage Litterbug Award
This award goes to the bug who would throw most garbage in terms of both its fragrance and quantity on the most beautiful places in city. The chances of winning become higher when the garbage thrown is fresh so that to allow it rot on the spot and the fragrance is so terrible so that person faints if he stays in it for more than 5 seconds.
3. Best Plastic Litterbug Award
This award would go to the bug who stocks all his dirt in a plastic bag and then throw that bag in the sewers and gutters. The plastic can also be in the form of any item that is not required any-more - wrappers, poly bags etc.
4. Best Littering Litterbug Award
This prestigious award goes to the bug who litter anywhere and everywhere. Best places to litter are those clean walls, below the signs that read - "'Yaha peshab karna mana hai', 'Gadhe ke poot, yaha mat moot, 'Dekho gadha/kutta moot raha hai' and so on'". This also goes for the creativity - Make that modern art with your litter!
5. Best Smoked Litterbug Award
This black beauty award goes to the bug that makes most holes in that non-usable ozone layer and let the mighty sun's rays reach directly to earth. The holes can be created by burning anything & everything, continuously smoke coughing vehicles or any other creative source.
6. Best Litterbug Award
This the top most award and it goes to the person who masters in all other categories at the same time.
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
What are LitterBug Awards?
The litter bug awards are spread over 6 categories. The filthy awards are given in every quarter throughout the year. See the video below to view some of respected litterbugs.
How to nominate for the award?
Nominations can be sent via littering the office compound with nomination details in a banana peel! That’s interesting right!
What would the winners get?
The winners would get a free subscription which would allow them to spread the litter in most beautiful and clean areas. No fine or penalty would be applied to the award holders.
This post is written for Indiblogger Happyy Hours - The Great Indian Litterbug (click the link for more information)
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